Measurements (laid flat): • Chest: 17" • Length: 25" • Shoulders: 15" • Sleeve: 7" Vintage single-stitch tee in bright canary yellow featuring a goofy cartoon cat jump-roping in sneakers with the caption "exercise hard, eat fiber, die anyway." Classic 80s/90s novelty humor print with that perfect faded, broken-in look on the graphic. Soft, lightweight cotton/poly blend with the thin hand-feel vintage collectors chase. Made in USA by Hanes. Boxy, true-vintage cut with short sleeves and a crew neck. Overall excellent vintage condition — graphic shows light natural cracking/wear consistent with age, no major stains, holes, or damage noted. A fun one-of-a-kind piece for anyone into weird vintage tees and ironic cartoon graphics.