Measurements (laid flat): • Chest: 20" • Length: 26" • Shoulders: 19" • Sleeve: 8" Vintage single-stitch novelty birthday tee with the classic gag print: "I GOT THIS SHIRT WHEN I TURNED 40. I hate this shirt." White block lettering with a red script punchline — perfect dry humor grail for the funny-shirt collectors. Made in USA on a Center Star 50/50 blank, giving it that soft, slightly worn-in poly-cotton hand feel. Boxy vintage cut with a relaxed drape that wears great oversized or true to tag. In excellent pre-owned condition — deep black color, print is intact with only the lightest natural wash wear. No holes, stains, or major fading noted.